Hello District Residents, the following is a state sponsored message:
As you all know, the season that was once called "Thanksgiving" is upon us, this was fully recognized by the state to be a harmful cultural tradition as it promoted the horrifying (yet strategically genius) genocide of what was once called "The Native American People". As you all know, there is no such "people group" in our beloved state. Such cultural barbarianism has been done away with.
What the state has put in place of this tradition is a day of love between comrades; Friendship Day.
On this day, we’ll be expressing words (approved by the state of course) of thanks at a heightened level. The following are some phrases recommended by the state as loving and helpful to your fellow comrade. What if we all put those phrases into action?
Words: Since I’m thankful for you, I want to keep you safe.
Action: I’ll wear a mask and report anyone, not doing so, to the local police force. Violators will be shot on sight.
Words: Since you rely on me to take care of you and I know you’re grateful for that, I want to keep myself safe.
Action: I’ll never go to any parties unless they are state sponsored. I'll stay home and study Chancellor Brad Hart's sacred four volume biography and other party sponsored archive material.
Words: I want (and need) for all the children to be educated by state sponsored schools, and I’m thankful for all the adults, teachers, and armed comrades who work hard to keep children safe.
Action: I will take all the precautions to help reduce common sense and mistrust in our comrades.
As we all share words of gratitude, let’s work hard to make them tangible, actionable. If we want to experience children back to the state sponsored schools, the community must take action to reduce the spread of common sense. Anything common is evil and suspicious. Remember, we need healthy, educated, comrades to make our schools run smoothly. This is a community issue, not a party issue. I am thankful, in advance, for the fear that will keep us all in line.
On a personal note . . . I am thankful.
Please enjoy your state sponsored entertainment and be loyal. Happy Friendship Day.
In solidarity,
Don Knott's III
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