Friday, December 10, 2021

Dishonorable Discharge: K-9 Units Snorting Coke (The Big Nothing Part 8)

The sun blazed high into the sky, the highway looking more and more like an image burned into the back of the retinas, and the cornfields slowly turned brown and cooked into popcorn. I don't know just how long I had been looking out into the small intersection by the main highway, standing in the middle of an abandoned gas station, wiping the sweat out of my eyes; slowly canvassing the area for any signs of life.

It was called The Pitlane Travel Plaza or Met Chim's Subway; either way, the place was abandoned, but not enough to have three or four cars still parked in the driveway to get a healthy meth sandwich. There were three gas pumps, one had fallen over and had it's pipes ripped out from beneath it, and the others were either nonexistent or in disrepair. The trash cans in between each pump were jammed full of roadside trash; you could see inside the gas reservoir.

  

Hours later, with The Inchmobile II having less than half a tank of gas, we stopped inside a small campground just before a small town to let The Inch whiz. The campground was sleepy, the forest around the site was thick, and the roads were tight. It was at this point, and at this speed (as the average was mostly 90mph), that the automatic steering started crapping out. The Jaffer was driving at this point and didn't hesitate to jerk it around mercilessly to make The Inchmobile submit; it basically floated down the gravel and to the end of the site with the bathroom in front of us and the river flowing strong to our right.

Overlooking the river, an old man sat on the edge of a parking block, watching the river in the parking lot beside us, he avoided eye contact and kept to himself; wondering just where his long dead wife had gone. 

We had all just started walking out of the tetanus ridden, tin roofed, bathroom when we noticed there were good ol boys circling the campground in street bikes. They were out for the old man. He didn't seem to care about the speeding hornets nest buzzing around him with the tire smoke and the desperate craving for chew. He was ready to return to the elements which bore him. He stood with his back to them and continued to stare deep into the river. We left before the beatings got brutal. 

The town we had been looking for, Aredale, town of less than seventy people, was just five blocks long. The local restaurant was closed due to lack of staff, the houses displayed half of their contents of their lawns, and the town grain mill towered over it all; the burnt grass swayed in the summer wind around the whole town.


An abandoned house, by fire, laid right on the main road that led in and out to the highway. The grass around it had taken over, almost completely, the whole front; the fire damage made the upper left side of the house slant inwards with melted shingle, and burnt wood, the windows blasted out and door knocked sideways inside the frame. I tried walking in the backdoor but, after looking in the side window to see overturned couches and blankets around the broken glass of the window, I quietly observed what was left of it; which included a broken window in the back and an empty gas canister laying on the very small back porch. The wind began to pick up, causing the grass to crescendo into a progressive sway; the heat being alleviated for just a moment.  




 




Friday, December 3, 2021

Devil's Country (The Big Nothing Part 7)

The sky was completely filled with stars, they exploded out in the night, and were sprawled across the universe. We were entombed in a stretch of rock and trees on the sides of the highway; a clearing opened and we saw some type of yoga ritual and I openly rebuked their pagan gods out of the passenger window. It was a sleepy campground with lazy dogs and good ol' boys watching the fire with their wives. 

Later on, out in Monmouth (just before Illinois), one half of the entire town was closed off as we backtracked around the complete other side. The gravel slid The Inchmobile around but we got in. The town was quiet but still stirring. 

We passed the local schoolhouse up on a hill; red lights from a local power transformer blinked through the trees as we came into the small main stretch of town. The scene was eerie. ''I don't think it's a good idea, man. I really don't. It's closed, like, this is somebody's house...yea, it looks like a met shack...I don't ****** know this methole..okay, somebody's gonna wanna shoot us anyway with how loud this ****** car is''.

'Looks like something Indiana Jones would of crawled inside of...to avoid a nuuuke...but if it's lined with lead, you'll survive'' said The Inch as he peered down the strip of abandoned buildings in the middle of the town; trees growing outside some of the windows. ''You won't get incinerated but you'll grow a ****** third and forth arm''. Junkies screamed out in the darkness.

I hadn't had enough. I sat outside The Houndog Food and Drinks bar, in the middle of the small town square, and smoked a cigarette on the plastic bench that had two glass ashtrays on it. 

Down the road, in front of the bar, was a scene of headlights and people; looked like some type of drug deal. People scurried in and out of apartment buildings, getting in and out of cars parked in the middle of the road with their lights still on, others stood around flicking cigarettes' butts on the ground. It seemed like 80% of the population was out in this small street that more resembled a bizarre flea market stocked with drugs, cheap cigarettes, and depression. 

As I waited for Met Jim to come out of the bar and fry up some steak for me, I didn't even realize the place was still open; I peered inside the window and only saw the blue glow of the booze lights inside. It was too strange. In the alley, behind the bar, about ten different cats looked out at us with glowing eyes as they appeared from trees and underneath the bar. They had started to surround us when I decided this was the time to leave.

As we left town, we followed a car that had left the drug deal. We were bumper to bumper with the drug car out of town; two beagle dogs chased the car until we got back on gravel.

Friday, November 19, 2021

Trash Pandas (The Big Nothing Part 6)

The country night is a mysterious experience. The right and left side of the endless fields, zooming besides you, becomes an ominous abyss that slowly envelops around your car. 

Under the hum of the engine, of the Inchmobile II, going almost ninety, Pink Floyd is blasted so loud that all you can hear is a mixture of screaming and guitars. I almost broke down in waves of PTSD induced hysteria as I screamed ''COLOT, COLOT, COLOT!!'' over the chaos.

Dogs coinked in unison as I stood outside to urinate by the rubble of an old grocery store. The town sounded as if it were watching us on all sides. Houses had lights on but no people inside; for all I knew they were perched up in the trees howling at us. ''Pretty ******* spooky, though, I think I'm going to get back in the car...oookayy, well, the last ******* thing we need is somebody to drive up on us but...apparently, he don't seem to care too much'' said The Inch and Jaffer.

The dark countryside seemed to wind and bend as the outlines of clouds got darker and darker. The light slowly disappeared behind us, time seemed to be left back as well, the grass in the ditches slowly swayed, and empty cans rattled around in the back seat; ''seat belt is janky as **** though'' said The Inch as he fumbled with a bus like seat belt.

''I looked up at the moon as I was pissing and there was this, like, graveyard and, like, church down the road and, it just gave you this ****** feeling that it's like, wow, I'm almost in a different dimension right now, like, it's so late that nobody else is around but I feel like I could be myself, who I wanted to be, like, it doesn't matter what I did or who I was, it was just me being who I am; and that's really, kinda the thing that makes me so happy about these types of trips because it's not the memories that you intend on making that are the good ones. It's the ones that don't mean to happen'' said The Jaffer, while shifting gear around a road riddled with scurrying trash pandas. This was devil's country.

Friday, November 12, 2021

I Put It In Paack (The Big Nothing Part Five)

Out in Kalona, another place on the long road, I stopped inside the gas station outside of town. This is a place known for it's Mennonite and Amish population. A quiet back page taken for granted as reliable physical labor and an unknown population of nobodies.  

Inside, the cashier, who wasn't Anabaptist, held an expression on his face that made him seem empty and used. He wore a faded uniform of red and black, he looked unshaven and distracted; smelling of stale nicotine. He told me that two months had passed where no one had covered the other two shifts that he wasn't supposed to be doing on top of his own, cursing a ''friend'' who claimed he would cover the supposed shift, he rubbed his eyes as he exhaled the remnants of his sanity all the while burning a hole into the ground with a thousand mile stare.

Outside, the sun slowly sunk into the distance of endless rows of farming field and road. I looked back inside the gas station and saw the attendant look out at the horizon from the window before sitting down with a gallon of gas and a rag behind the counter. He eyed the canister in the corner as he fiddled with his lighter and occasionally exchanged glances, across the ghostly parking lot, towards the nearby ''blackout bar'' and was confounded with the decision between drunkenness or arson.




Friday, October 22, 2021

Seventy Tuuk Miles (The Big Nothing Part Four)

 An hour and a half later, inside an outback bar and restaurant, we sat at the complete end of the place in case we needed to escape out the back door. 

Almost everyone in the restaurant stared up at us when we walked in, the old men adjusted their glasses, the old women scowled, and held onto their purses as two full families eyed us with almost open mouths; even the noisy kids stopped coinking. 

When we sat down, it quit quickly as the patrons snapped out of their homicidal trance, one man kept wiping an invisible moustache as he eyed us nervously; the main waitress missed all but three of her teeth. We kept our conversation under the veil of about four different fans blowing around the back area we were in. 

As we figured out our orders, I couldn't escape the glare of a young country woman eyeing me as she cradled her infant sister. She looked about eighteen or nineteen, wearing a dull red shirt and jeans, but her eyes were a dark brown like mine as she shyly exchanged glances with me. I couldn't look away, it was like her secret she'd never tell anybody about, I felt bad for her as she finally looked away with a distinct bleakness in her eyes.  

''Jhiwon..is it alive?'' said The Inch as he looked down at our order of fried mushrooms, curly fries, chicken wings, and homemade bar ranch; ''oh, that Jhiwon tastes great'' said The Jaffer as he bit into the curly fries. The food was a surprise, it may have been laced with something, but it was excellent bar food



Friday, October 15, 2021

Side Door Panties (The Big Nothing Part Three)

''This pair of panties, right here, has just been in my door for...I don't know whose they are, and I've asked, like everybody, whose they could be and they told me that they don't know either.'' says The Inch holding the undergarments in his hand and folding them back into his car door as he punches eighty down the highway. 

''I don't know where the **** they came from but they're my lucky, like, side of the door, car panties, I guess now.'' The Inch continues as I laugh in the passenger seat; Garrett, The Jaffer, in the backseat nodding his head in appreciation. 

It was a mid day in July with the heat tanning our arms outside the window. The highway looked like an endless strip of asphalt in the sea of green corn stalks on each side.

When we got in the town of Ollie, population no more than fifty people, it seemed like any other day out in the middle of nowhere. Trucks cruzed by broken down homes as I spotted what I've been looking for; in the middle of the town was a small road with a series of abandoned buildings on each side. We parked The Inchmobile II (a 97' Buick Park Ave four door) next to, what looked like, a former store front; the property still for sale.

Almost every window in the two building structure was broken out, shards of glass littered the floor, along with pieces of the former roof which had collapsed long ago; the beams smashed down in a corner. Little remnants of the roof still existed in the joining building we were standing in. The other had it's roof still on but the back wall had looked as if it imploded backwards in on itself. The Jaffer started pissing on the broken window ledges.


The joining part we were in had almost been completely taken over by wildlife inside the barrier of remaining brick walls that surrounded us. Complete piles of rubble was amassed in a heap near the front door and an old table that held moldy dictionaries and the remnants of a phonograph.




Back in the main building, the piles of were a mixture of rubble and garbage; a moldy couch laid against the wall with an empty pack of Busch Light from the late 90's stuck under it. The floor was completely littered with garbage of about twenty years; an Apple II computer stuck out in a pile of broken chairs. The Inch walked out on the glass laden sidewalk in front of the building and said ''I think that's cig worthy'' as the heat beamed down on him with the birds chirping on top the stoop of the building.

Next to the lonely scene laid a small patch of fenced off junk. Another dilapidated building was just across the small street; ''the ratio of livable to unlivable houses is now one to one'' says The Inch as he gazes upon an abandoned pub. Only the stickers on the window signified it's past as the door was locked.

''Meanwhile, the shoelace around my neck gets tighter as the noose lynches'' said The Inch. I turned and said ''yea, I think it's time for a cig''.

We drove a couple blocks to the small city park, exactly in the middle of town, houses lined around us as trucks kept circling around like vultures hovering over the carcass. The local sheroof kept his eyelids open as he joined the rally around the city park. Sweat formed on my brows as I huffed the cigarette down and nervously eyed The Inch who revved up The Inchmobile and we were off.

These were towns on the edge of desperation. The locals were insecure creatures that crept behind their window sills with shotguns in one hand, and possibly, hard drugs running through the veins of the other. This much isolation creates an eerie atmosphere of silence that is only broken by vehicles coming off (or beside) the nearby highway.

Granted, the drivers usually waved at you, but that only felt true when they were driving far away.

Friday, October 8, 2021

Boone County (The Big Nothing Part Two)

We had long passed Tama; it's light soaked, neon paradise, of the Meskwaki Casino was the last sign of life in western Iowa. 

The Inchmobile II (this time a Buick Park Ave) had been firing on all cylinders since we left. The smell of cigarette smoke and energy drinks was heavy in the air. The Inch looked reserved but his knuckles were white as he held onto the steering wheel as he knew the contraption could burst into flames at any moment.

The only light was from other cars on the highway and passing lights from towns we passed. The more street lights I saw, I knew that we were close to the city of Boone.

We got off the highway and came onto the main stretch of town. We had little to eat at this point, we saw a country buffet and was prepared. We walked in and it was the usual country sight, people porking down on greasy food, and swatting at their kids to shut up.

I glanced at the menu, saw the prices, and felt that the crap wasn't worth that much so we settled for Burger King across the way. I was laughing at the woman's reaction as we left, she looked disgusted but couldn't seem to recognize the disgust around her.

The Inch was ready to set his teeth on a hardwood table so we rushed in and got our food. I sat there, next to a TV, and watched the weather forecast; cold and colder. It felt like it took us forever. I kept scanning out the window to try to get a glimpse of what we would be seeing but it was pretty dark. I could see a small strip mall but all the lights were off, the buildings empty, and only a decrepit car wash sat; radiating hissing neon light in the night.

When we were finally finished, we walked out and got back into it. Just before we got downtown, I heard the thump of bass and saw bright, colored, lights radiate off the passenger side mirror. A party bus slowly passed us, the people inside were full of drunk 20 somethings grinding all over each other, I laughed and leaned out of the truck to get take a picture of the debauchery. Once I got over the window ledge, some chicks and dudes turned, smiling and drinks in hand as I took their picture. I got back in and took out a cigarette. The Inch was laughing and so we cruised on through town looking for something to explore.

It was dead, we went up many hills, passed a lot of locally owned hardware stores, and finally realized that we were downtown. It was much like any other small town downtown; dim streetlights, quiet streets, and the turn of the century architecture that always seemed to glimmer in the night.

We wandered the streets until we passed a bar that was being filled from the party bus. They were already drunk and ran into each other as they all stumbled into the bar only to get more drunk but everything was still quiet. Inch was plotting to sneak into the booze shack with the drunks but we had a mission. Granted, it wasn't much of a mission, but, getting hammed and being stuck in Timbuktu with The Inch, wasn't it.

We, then, took to seeking about anything interesting. It only seemed to be getting later and nothing was panning out. We were spreading more and more out of town until The Inch spotted this large building behind a high school. We drove over the high school parking lot and saw that there was an abandoned concrete building. We eyed it for a while until The Inch drew a cigarette and walked up to the front door of the office. He laughed, saying, ''watch this motherf***** be unlocked'' and pushed open the door. I was laughing at this point and followed him in.

The place had a real musty smell and everything was dark except the front office. There was insulation and plaster all over the floor. I told Inch to take out the light on his phone and point it to the floor as we went through the place. We walked down a small corridor, I looked to my right, and saw a stack of antique computers thrown around the floor. Inch was in the next room and commenting about we were either going to be arrested or murdered by junkies coming out of the dark. The whole place was in front of a relatively busy intersection of the end of town. Headlights kept bleeding through the windows as we crept around.

The Inch would keep stopping in mid walk and tweak about how he could hear ''footsteps'' or something. ''I'm getting really bad vibes from this place, man'' he'd say. I could see outside from a window and saw that the place must of went back a 100 feet more back. The place just seemed too big for this small building and I couldn't figure out how to get back there. I walked into, what must of been another office, and almost into the insulation hanging in big, pink, slabs out of the ceiling. Ceiling fans were busted and more parts were covered in water damage.

We finally found ourselves where we started and saw another corridor that we didn't notice the first time. It led towards the back and into a staircase heading down.

There was no light at all. Inch could see the gears turning in my head and said ''Hell no, no way, for all we know there's a horde of angry metters down there just waiting to cop another dollar fifty to buy some H''. Inch thought he heard some noises from down there and ran towards the front door. I followed him out and we were out in the cold again but it was all exciting. I was ready for about a thousand more experiences like that; getting more intense with each one. The Inch was stumbling back to his car like a drunk old man. Just drunk off his own fear.

The Inch was spooked. The demons had reached into his brain and took out his senses. He was convinced to leave but instead we went deeper into Boone County.

We reached the end of town and passed this school. The parking lot was full of cars and people kept coming and going out of the gym doors. I was intrigued so I had him stop and we went inside. We wouldn't see any of these javes ever again anyway. It ended up being a Catholic school having a basketball game. Parents and kids were walking in and out of the halls to get to the gym. I turned and saw on the wall was a picture of the Pope, of course, but somehow it struck me as hilarious. Just a large picture of an old guy with an awkward smile on his face plastered on the wall.

The Inch was rolling on the floor as we went to the closest restroom, some kid was horrified by our appearance as we walked past, and we left. Now, The Inch was in a hurry to leave. He had drug connections back in town to attend to. 

We wandered until we saw a gas station. I spotted this shacked out one and only found that the place was abandoned and had a car graveyard in the back and a pop machine, still full, that had been there for at least five years now; the wrapping long faded and the liquid probably now more poisonous than it started out as.



Luckily, there was another gas station next to this and we stopped there. As The Inch went in to pay for gas and some energy drinks; I set up an actual table in the back of his truck, I was ready for some fine dining, and I quietly smoked a cigarette as he came out laughing. I passed him the rest of the cigarette and we were back on the road again; cheap energy drink and nicotine running in our veins and the cold beating on Inch's arm as he smoked.

Friday, September 24, 2021

Metwein (The Big Nothing Part One)

The light of a Dairy Queen and roundabout always lets you know that your in Metwein; especially in the dark.

All you could see was the other headlights of cars ahead; the only streetlights in Metwein are a few around the downtown and the roundabout that had a local war memorial in the middle of it. 

Past that, on a lonely sloping road, I wondered what fresh abominations would await me as I stood outside Nick's door. I wasn't disappointed as I walked in to see a lone crackhead spread out on a couch with two fourteen year old girls. Shaking my head, I went up the narrow staircase ahead of me and went upstairs.

I opened the door closest to me and almost stepped in vomit and stale urine as two kids continued to spew all over each other on top of bare bunk beds. Another door by the bunk bed opened and out came Nick. He stood there, shirtless and half crazed, taking a leash, and started whipping it at the two diseased animals before they retreated to the nearby corner.

Nick sighed with exhaustion as he spat on the carpeted floor and rolled his eyes back into his head. He was suspicious of my appearance but relented and came with me and another who came along saying nothing between the cigarette in his mouth. We walked out in the winter night of Metwein. 

The streets faded into the darkness ahead, the silence of the winter night only broken by some children with syringes hanging out their veins and a wild madness inside their eyes. The children were vicious street walkers who stalk the sidewalks in packs of five or six.

After passing a closed booze station, we arrived at the local Pizza Ranch down the road. Inside, it was strange, more tavern like than buffet looking, we picked a booth on the farthest corner; just behind, a local family were busy tasking between eating and having infants on their laps as their daughters looked out the window with no life in their posture. The lights were dim, a TV was up in a near corner showing some sports; the carpet looked green as a casino floor. This was the only place that people wouldn't stare at you and that was only because they were too busy filling their own faces.

Back outside, we headed downtown until we could find something interesting.

 


Outside was a slow blizzard. The wind was howling and blowing everywhere; the buildings outlined in dim neon. We walked by the storefront windows and gazed in the dark windows. The streets were empty and the lights blinked in the dark. The cold was just starting to get to me when I noticed an old movie theater. It was showing the new Star Wars film and it was all only five bucks; country living.

The theater was the old hole in the wall joint with a box office, concession stand, and red carpeting; out of the small bathroom in the lobby came a grinning child that was proud to have desecrated their facilities. We sat up close to the movie screen, the sound system was antique but still reliable, and we waited as the theater barely even filled the first two back rows.

Nights in Metwein are oddly quiet; it's the kind of place you'd expect to be stopped in the middle of the sidewalk by a local drug dealer and robbed. It's a place where the moon shines clear and the junkies howl in the distance.

''If you think that's bad you should see this'' said Nick as he led me and the other down to his basement. It had a dirt floor, a washing machine, and a bare mattress in the corner. The mattress was stained by all kinds of unidentifiable bodily fluids and substances. It belonged to the crackhead who was still laid up with the two fourteen year old girls; he was known to come down here and scrape the resin out of marijuana pipes until he had enough to function or sleep. I knew then that this was the drug den that was in almost every Metwein household; even the license plate of the car outside read ''666''.

I figured I'd better get comfortable so I plopped down on the pus filled bed and took out an Ecuadorian cigar that I had kept for the circumstance. The small, dirt, floored basement slowly filled with smoke as I puffed long and hard on the tobacco log; someone mentioned that the countdown in New York was over. It was a new year.

                                            Part Two: The Obelisk

 

I didn't get any sleep. The floor was too hard and I checked my phone; four in the morning. I got up and blindly walked over to the friend who had taken us down; a tall fellow with a habit for anything indigestible, depressing, and that he could lay next to at night. He was known solely as The Inch.

The Inch always muttered in his sleep about some woman; it never made sense, but the names always seemed familiar. I shook him up with my foot as he perked up with glazed eyes saying ''what in the **** man''.

I eyed him and told him that it was the time for food. He got out his phone and dialed the nearest Casey's gas station; famous for pizza and robbery. 

After confirming the order, he got up and we headed outside. The morning air stung with a cold touch as we shared a cigarette.

When The Inch got into his rickety machine, a pickup truck affectionately labeled The Inchmobile; the thing didn't start. He kept giving it gas until he could hear the engine fill. All The Inchmobile could manage was some skidding and sliding across the small road with it's two back wheels; squealing out smoke and all.

He hopped out pissed then pointed out that the tires were completely bald and that the street had a very thin layer of black ice. Shrugging, he casually reached into the truck bed and took out what looked like two wooden blocks connected by a chain like a clunky pair of num-chuks.

I thought of beating both him and the wretched machine with it but he tossed the num-chuks under the tires like a couple of country boys having a bit of fun with the pet trash panda. I laughed and continued to double over until the machine came to life; using the num-chuks like a ladder over the ice. I hopped in and blasted some theme music to the Casey's.

The Casey's was real quiet at five in the morning; sunlight brimming on the horizon as two old truckers read the local papers and drank watered down coffee inside.

As Inch browsed through the extensive booze, I came up with two jugs of chocolate milk and the pizza. We walked back to Nick's and huddled into his little room as we shared the pizza between us three.


Part Three - A Midsummer's Withdrawal


Days in Metwein are a bleak grasp on what remains of a life around you. All around, the houses are either riddled out from junkies, abandoned, or in disrepair. A garage could either be where you build a car from completely nothing or brew meth. 



The following summer was exceptionally hot. Inch and I sat on the musty floor of Nick's bedroom, sweating, and staring at each other until we decided to get groceries at the local store, and watch the Amish (and their women) looking back at us like aliens.

We, then, chose to see where Nick had graduated from which was just up the road. Surprisingly, it was clean and seemed to be in functioning order. We decided to venture in the back, it had a medium sized playground and two large fields for sports by it. Passing through the playground, a crowd of small children quickly enveloped around us, I wasn't sure if I was safe or destined to be shanked by a circle of preschoolers. They eyed us with curiosity, touching our clothes, commenting on our appearance, ''That one is ugly'' one of them said while pointing at me; a small woman hoarding them around couldn't care less as they herded by us. This peaked my own curiosity, it was a Saturday, so where they coming from?

My investigation was interrupted as I looked towards the back entrance of the school and spotted a soccer mom coming in with her minivan. She drove slow and lowered her windows, squawking, ''What are you doing back here? What do you want!?! I'll call the cops!''. She was in hysterics as she foamed at the mouth; hints of cocaine under the nose.

We walked out of there for our own protection but she didn't stop trailing us. We went and hid in the stands of the nearby football stadium; the soccer mom driving slowly with phone in hand as she aggressively wiped her nose. Clouds had started to form out in the clear stretch of sky ahead of the field; the Metwein water tower gave the darkening clouds a strange backdrop.

As we walked out of there, we hit the other side of the town to get downtown; the other side of the tracks.

The Inch must've been getting skittish from the soccer mom because, as we past the empty streets, he took out his phone and tried to call a local girl to party with. I didn't pay much attention until a pack of rabid children started forming on the street corners, I tried tugging on his sleeve, but he was locked into his mission.


A cocky looking kid approached us, after dismantling a whole television that was left on the corner, saying ''Oi! Step outta the way foreigner!''. The Inch couldn't care as he got dangerous when his stakes got low and brushed right past the kid; making him look like the seven year old that he was.

Before heading downtown, we set up shop at the local McDonald's, The Inch and I chewed on dollar menu food as Nick looked like two steps away from passing out. He said he'd meet us later at his house.

The Inch and I walked him back home then wandered down the street. After walking back and forth, in the middle of the road, we passed a small abandoned building. 

It's windows were dirty and were covered in spiderwebs. It sat there in the rising heat of the afternoon, looking relatively new, the front of it had wheelchair railing where we sat and figured out what to do next. 

My eyes scanned around the quiet streets, some were paved with bricks, some with asphalt, some went up, some down, and I watched cars occasionally pass through alleyways. It all seemed familiar but I had never been here before. I envisioned a whole adolescence spent wandering up and down these streets. Going nowhere but constantly walking, going, and living on these sidewalks. The thought felt warm and fuzzy like a nicotine buzz. After a while I turned, noticing Inch sweating quietly in the heat, and saw a large park past the back of the building and decided we should go there.

We got up and walked to a park that expanded into a baseball diamond, playground, and public swimming pool. Inch walked slow in the heat, I watched him take each step like it was his desert walk, he eyed lazily around, and walked over to the baseball dugout and stood upon the rows of bleachers. He stopped, in thought, exhaled harshly, and said; ''Do you know what's bulls***, man? These girls. I don't get it. I look at it from every perspective and it still doesn't make sense like what in the f****''. He balanced on the bleachers and jumped down. 

I followed him in silence. We continued, the diamond connected to the swimming pool, and we walked along the fence which connected around the whole pool.

I watched the lifeguards getting ready for work. Two, slim and pretty, lifeguards walked around; grinning and laughing at each other. I couldn't hear their conversation.

They looked careless. A Ken looking dude came over and smoothly joined their conversation like something out of an Axe Body Spray commercial. What did these people's conversations consist of? Was it strictly bound to their little existence in this throw away town or was it something else? Did they care? Did I care?

The sun beamed down hot, the sky above was clear, and I had noticed that The Inch was behind me and in la la land. I shook my head and got to the front of the place.

The fence was still locked and there was a price for getting in. I laughed and considered using their bathroom until I remembered how disgusting these bathrooms can be. I waited for The Inch to finally wrap around the building.

When he did, he walked faster, you could see the vindictiveness in his eyes. ''Hey man'', he said; ''Did you see that? I was five feet away and I tried waving at those girls. They didn't even acknowledge me and the dude looked pissed. I can't stand these b******. It's like I don't even exist and I might not as well by the looks of it''. I patted his shoulder and let him sulk. I stared off in the field behind us until the bright green of it was starting to burn into my eyeballs before I mentioned that we could still go downtown.

Downtown Metwein may be more alive in the daylight but just as quiet. Cars cruised around the street; going nowhere and sometimes causally slowing down to scream out racial slurs and other insults at random people on the sidewalk. We must of looked like tourists by the way we were wandering around looking in every direction.

We headed into a local antique store, the walls were lined with cheap red wallpaper with an according carpet. Also on the walls were shelves with racks of Neil Diamond records, local election pins, and guns fixed upon wooden racks. The Inch found a fifteen inch katana behind a print of the famous Marilyn Monroe nude. The rooms of the store were small with tight hallways and had some cute girls wandering around.

As we headed out, we spotted a hollowed out row of window stores that now housed vintage Cadillacs. Ogling the cars, an old man approached me and asked what we were up to. He was friendly and perked up once we told him that we were looking for something weird. He told us a story of a house that was shucked out by a fire last week on the other side of town; past the old railroad station.

The old railroad station was only a couple of blocks away. It looked like a concentration camp with its cattle cars and barbed wire fences. The track led to the newer station still in use, over an old bridge, off into the distance. The train cars stretched out for what seemed like forever but we had a mission; so we found a path covered in discarded clothes and got down under the old bridge that marked the other side of town.

It was a five minute walk through the old bridge; inside, it's sides were scarred with polluted water stains and the noise was like someone starting their motorcycle in the middle of your bedroom.

The other side of Metwein marks the end of businesses but not abandoned places. 

After a few blocks of abandoned houses and a grocery store; it was only fields and a few houses by then. I sat on the ledge of the abandoned grocery store smoking a cigarette. The day was slowly wearing away; the orange of the sky was just beginning around the edges of our view. We turned back. Some local kids drove past on motorcycles; laughing at our pitiful situation.

We were just barely towards downtown (passing the old bridge) when, in the clear path of lonely road, came a shirtless man on a riding lawnmower. He drove slowly, eyeing us with his John Deere hat, and Busch Light in hand. My mouth hung open. It was time to leave the cesspool.

Saturday, September 18, 2021

Big Toyota

Women with cheap perfume 
and gaudy clothes
bedazzled crosses 
around the necks of the obese
weak eyed strangers and the mad rush by them all
prepubescent couples plan to run away
immigrant families bicker 
the divorced mother wears the tightest clothes 
and the old men don't know the difference 
glazed eyed employees 
crying children 
and the heat outside 
where a cart boy smokes cigs 
staring at the trash 
collecting in the concrete gutter
old gum burning off of the hot asphalt 
and boy scouts selling dope 
the old ladies linger around the book section 
seeking the best self help
but there's none to find
part time fathers buy toys for their illegitimate children 
and the guy behind the gun counter
talks about arming against the government 
retired feminists stalk the crafts aisle 
wishing they were just like their grandmothers
wondering why there's emptiness inside 
prescribed death and paranoid looks
the jewelry of today 
has two ear loops 
I'm tired 
but so is everyone else
wanting to look away from our own
image reflected back at us

Tuesday, September 7, 2021

Haiti Mission Trip Update

Hello,

For anyone interested. I wanted to pass along that I am fully funded for the trip. Please continue to pray for the logistics (passport processing, etc), that the time leading up would be productive self examination, and of course for the trip in general. Thank you. 

Wednesday, August 25, 2021

Mission Trip To Haiti Mission Trip Letter

Here is my mission trip letter for those interested:

"Dear Fellow Brothers and Sisters,

God has presented a wonderful opportunity to attend a mission trip recently when I met missionary, and director of God's Mercy To Haiti (GMH), Jeff Maskevich while attending church. 

GMH is a small missional organization with the distinct purpose to minister to the impoverished village of Kilbitè. Just north of Port-au-Prince; the nation's capital. 

Mr Maskevich has planted a church, clinic, and Christian school there and most of the organization's work is centered around these.

After telling me only a little of his experiences ministering there for 11 years, he responded to my eager questions of his work with an invitation to a discipleship trip he takes with a group of 12 men every year. 

The trip will mainly consist of discipleship between the small group and the church (named by the locals as The Church of the God of Perfection), delivering food (door to door) to the village, and maintenance of the church/school building. It is six days, which sounds very short, but the need in the area (and whole country) is dire on all fronts (spiritually and physically).

For context:

Haiti is approximately the size of the state of Maryland with a population of about 12 million and the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. To add on to this has been the most recent events taking place within the country this year. 

On July 7th, The President of Haiti (and his wife) was assassinated in his home. To put it simply "the politics of Haiti are considered historically unstable due to various coups d'état, regime changes...and internal conflicts. Political corruption is a common problem in Haiti. The country has consistently ranked as one of the most corrupt nations" (Via Wikipedia). 

On August 14th, a 7.2 magnitude earthquake struck Haiti. "It was stronger than the 7.0 magnitude earthquake that devastated the poverty stricken Caribbean country in 2010 that affected 3 million people and left 1.5 million homeless".

This makes the country's condition even more drastic as it already suffers from "weak political governance, lack of infrastructure, and limited access to basic resources. Haiti ranks among the world’s least developed countries because of political, social, and environmental insecurity" (as reported by World Vision). 

I think this little is more than enough to explain that these seemingly small tasks given would be a huge help and the difficulties that could arise (cost, safety) doesn't come up to par with the benefits. 

While I have no experience in overseas missionary work, my prayer has been that if this trip would be what God has laid before me that His will be done through any difficulties that arise, and the more as time goes on planning the trip, God has consistently paved the way forward. 

As we recognize our "citizenship is in heaven, and from it we await a Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ" (Phil 3:20), I consider it a great honor to be offered this opportunity and hope to raise the necessary funds to move forward. 

The Church of the God of Perfection in Kilbite, Haiti in January 2022:


·       Expanding the current church building (concrete and carpentry)

·       Building benches and tables for a neighboring church

·       Food distribution in Kilbite and the neighboring village of Travo

·       Worship and fellowship with The Church of the God of Perfection (celebrating the church’s 9th anniversary while there)


Dates: Leave - Wednesday January 5th Return - Tuesday January 11th.

September 15th - $2500

"Traveling to Haiti is a risk. But this risk is measured. With our experience and network we are able to minimize this risk. Our team in Haiti and the experienced Americans who have been to Haiti many times with GMH help reduce these risks significantly". 

"Then Jesus said to His disciples, “If anyone wishes to come after Me, he must deny himself, and take up his cross and follow Me" (Matt 16:24). 

Thank you and I hope you prayerfully consider giving towards this trip. 

Sincerely, 

Christopher Keller"

Please message me personally if interested. 

chris.kaller97@gmail.com 

Monday, February 8, 2021

Crap Shots 2 (2020)

Dear Lord, come save me, the Devils working hard
He probably clocking double shifts on all of his jobs 

- ''HiiiPoWeR'' Kendrick Lamar (2011)   

What can I say? Global Epidemic, Derecho, Government Control. All in a year's work. 

Still, God has been faithful to his people amidst the American insanity. 

I myself have moved around, fought within myself through the isolation, but have come through still whole; understanding more and knowing less. 

“For, were it not good that evil things should also exist, the omnipotent God would almost certainly not allow evil to be, since beyond doubt it is just as easy for Him not to allow what He does not will, as for Him to do what He will.” - St Augustine ''The City of God''


































































''By means of corporal and temporal things we may comprehend the eternal and the spiritual."  - St Augustine ''The City Of God''
























Song by Cocteau Twins
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Lyrics

''I'm seemin' to be a little odd
I'm happy again, caught, caught in time
You 'spose the daughter of yourself
Well, me, I give in to your arms
You're the mad, chokecherry coal
That will burn this old madhouse down''

- Cocteau Twins ''Iceblink Luck'' (1990)